[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[IMITATES MACHINE WHIRRING]
Hour six of our Ice Kingdom stakeout.
Abso-nothing's going on there.
And if I do this hand position...
My boogers should turn into smoke bombs.
Pbht!
You sure this tip is good, Flambo?
Come on.
You know I'm on the level!
The Ice King is scheming to nabs
a Princess today!
I swears it!
FINN: Hm.
Relax, restless-pants.
A true Ninja can sense the
intentions of his enemies. Jin!
[CHUCKLES] Ninjas.
Ninjas ain't real for nothin', nohow.
Whoa, now.
Ninjas are real.
For, you see...
♪ Do-do-do! ♪
...Jake and I are Ninjas.
Yep.
Ever since we fished this Ninja
manual out of a ditch.
Finn, booty me!
[WHOOSH!] Wenk.
Listen!
Wenk, wenk, wenk.
Finn, I think I'm gonna
take off my booties.
I can't flip these pages.
ICE KING: Ho-ho!
Oh, Gunter, let's go.
I've got the overnight bag.
Wenk, wenk!
It's the Ice King, all right,
and he's looking awful
pleased with himself.
Uh-oh.
If the Ice King's so happy, he
must have stolen a Princess when
we weren't looking somehow.
That's Ninja logic.
Then we got to -- - Ahem.
We got to save that Princess.
You got it, Shino-bro.
Ninja kick.
Princess? Princess?
[SNIFFING]
Princess?
Princess?!
Uh...
No Princess here, man.
No Princess?
[GASPS]
It's... A trap.
We're being trapped!
Ninja vanish!
Evade, evade!
Nothing is trapped, dude.
We can't find any captured
Princesses because the Ice King
hasn't captured one yet.
He's out doing it right now.
Are you sure?
No.
It's only a Ninja hunch, so we
should Ninja snoop for proof.
Wait, man.
I-I'd feel uncomfortable
snooping through the Ice King's personal stuff.
It feels sort of like...
A violation.
Gah! [GASPS] Whoo!
Got the Ice King's diary.
No, no, no, no, no.
We can't read his private junk.
And yet we must.
[CLEARS THROAT]
"Dear diary, and you better
write me back this time.
Today, I'm bringing home a
special new cutie."
There's our proof, man!
Hmm. All right.
Let's use our Ninja stealth and
hide until he comes back with the Princess.
[WHIP!]
Or we could keep
looking through his stuff --
You know, for more proof. He-he-he!
No.
Alls we're gonna do is lie in
wait until the Ice King gets back.
Then -- boom! -- We catch him
with Princess on his hands.
[IMITATES AIRPLANE WHOOSHING]
Where are we gonna hide?
In this filthy hamper!
[WHISTLES]
[IMITATES EXPLOSION]
Think he's there yet?
See anything?
Nah. Hey, Finn, I don't want to hide
in the hamper anymore.
It reeks in here.
But we're Ninjas, and
this is our Ninja hideout.
Nah, man.
My sense of smell is like 1,000
times better than yours.
Also, the hamper's boring. I'm out.
Wait!
I'm out!
Jake! Get back here!
[BEEP]
Hey, wait up!
Check this out.
[BEEPING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Weird.
I want to draw something.
Hey, we got to leave no trace.
Ninjas leave no trace.
I'll delete it after.
Hey, come on!
[BOTH LAUGH]
[BOTH GASP]
Jake, what have we done?
Aah!
A secret hidden room full of Ninja stuff!
[LAUGHS]
Oh, great. A line.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Uh...I-I think you were
actually... Ahead of me.
You know I was.
[CHUCKLES]
Counter maid, I demand medicinal
attentions... Preferably those of
a Princessy type.
And are you checking in as a
patient or a cadaver?
Hey!
I'm as healthy as 10 old men!
Wenk, wenk.
Huh?
Oh, oh, right. My penguin.
He's very, very sick.
[GROANS]
So, what time does your shift end?
What kind of guy builds
a cave inside of another cave?
What's this? A spell book?
Whoo!
Dude! Leave no trace.
Ah, it's too late for that.
It's not too... Late.
Whoa!
What you got there?
Dude!
It's a First-Edition Ice Ninja manual.
[GASPS]
"True Ninja passes no wind.
He only passes --"
[FARTS]
[SPITS]
I ain't even heard of these techniques.
Nuh-nuh-n-numm-nuh... numb-chucks.
Hey, Ice King seems way
into Ninjas, even more than we are.
Yeah. So? Oof!
So, doesn't that mean
that Ninjas must be kind of lame?
Nah, they're still cool,
but Ice King's still lame
because he hides his Ninja love.
We wear our Ninja on our sleeve!
Jake!
Show me how to do that. [GROANS]
What's taking that doctor so long?!
Gunter, make more noise.
[GROANING LOUDLY]
Yeah, all right, all right.
Don't oversell it, Drama Queen.
Dun-dun-dun!
Pardon the intrusion.
I'm Dr. Princess.
Yes.
Well, uh...
come to Ice King, Princess.
Don't worry, Sir.
I specialize in treating little tuxedo people.
Just give it to me straight, Doc --
Am I gonna have to pay for this?
Hmm.
Wenk, wenk.
Oh, my.
What can you do for him, Dr. Princess?
Without Gunter, I'll be all alone.
You see, I'm a widower.
Oh. I'm sorry.
How did your wife die?
Oh, uh, what?
Is that what that means?
[SQUAWKS]
Whoa, Nellie!
Something... Medical is happening.
Wenk!
Gunter, you're embarrassing me!
Frigidtsu Master Finn summons...
Dagger of chilled glass.
Frigidtsu Master Jake summons...
Stars of frozen rain.
Get ready to be... Star-struck.
Get ready to be...
Cold-cut.
JAKE: Hyah!
Kunai attack!
Icicle kick!
Force of blizzard!
Flying jump!
What?! Three Jakes?
That's one too many.
Caltrop hailstorm!
Those Jakes were all fakes!
Ha!
Frigidtsu Master Jake summons...
Arrow of ice!
Hyah!
Rad!
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
[BOTH CHEERING]
[WHISTLING]
It's the Ice King.
Hide!
♪ Do-do-do-do ♪
♪ Ay-yoo-hoo-hoo ♪
Okay, my dear, this enclosure
will be your new home.
He's got a Princess.
Now we leap out, catch him red-handed.
Hai!
Snow-blind!
Thin ice, thin ice, thin ice.
But once you get
used to the smell of penguin manure,
it's almost tolerable.
Hyah!
Ice King, hand over that Princess!
Hyah!
Princess? What?
Jake, where's the Princess?
Ooh, right.
What Princess?
The, um, Princess you were just talking to.
Yeah, the one you just came back from stealing.
Wrong-o.
I was at the hospital,
for it turns out Gunter here was preggers!
Wenk.
I was just talking to the egg.
It's such a cutie.
Gunter's a woman?!
What? No. Huh.
Anyway, get out of my house or
I'll kill you, et cetera.
I want to take a nap in my easy chair.
Aah!
What happened to my recliner?!
Oh.
My skins and tubs!
[INHALES SHARPLY]
You even violated my secret sanctum?!
What is wrong with you?
No Princess?
No. No Princess.
We messed up, Jake.
We're... Violators.
Yeah, what the heck?
You think you can just wreck my
house and wear my collectibles?
[GROWLS]
Who do you guys think you are?
We're... Ninjas?
You're not Ninjas.
You're just a couple of jerks!
It's true.
Ice King, we're gonna make this right.
Yeah, do it.
Make it right.
Start by, uh -- oh, take my bag
over to the cage.
[CHUCKLES]
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
Oh, no, no, no!
Not that. Never mind.
Uh, put that down and go clean
my gym equipment.
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
Dr. Princess!
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
I have no idea how that got in there.
What's going on?
I'll field that one.
The Ice King abducted me while I
was distracted by the horrifying
beauty of birth.
Yes.
Gunter's ailment was the perfect
cover for stealing a
Princess M.D.
I'm not even a real Princess.
Princess is just a surname.
Enough! You may have uncovered my
Princess-smuggling scheme,
but you'll never leave this place alive!
Ha ha!
A couple of Ninjas like me and
Finn can only be defeated by
another Ninja!
♪ Do-do-do! ♪
Ninja!
What am I... looking at here, exactly?
Ninja!
So, how's your egg doing?
Wenk, wenk.
Oh.
Wenk, wenk.
Gunter!
Why didn't you tell me?
We-we-wenk.
Oh, gunter.
JAKE: You want some more eggs, beemo?
Yes, please. JAKE: How about you, finny?
Need a refill? FINN: I'm pretty full, man,
but let me see if I can... Rearrange.
Nope. Can't do it. JAKE: I don't know if
stomachs work like that, dude. FINN: Sometimes it helps.
JAKE: Can't argue with that. Eee, eee! Ahh.
FINN: Ahh. Ahh.
[CELLPHONE RINGS] JAKE: Ohh.
Hello. Lady, it's gonna be fine.
Mm-hmm. All right, I love you, too.
Bye. FINN: Lady rainicorn again?
JAKE: Yeah, man. She's worried about introducing
me to her parents at lunch today.
She thinks they're gonna "freak out."
FINN: Um...Maybe give her parents some treasure?
JAKE: No way! That's our treasure!
Wait. I've got it, dude! I'll invite them over early,
"smoove" them over using my personality, and we'll all be
best friends before lady gets here so she doesn't have to feel
nervous. It's perfect.
I'll just send them a quick prism-gram.
Mm-hmm.
FINN: What's it say? JAKE: Hold on.
Still converting the light waves into brain waves.
Aaaah. They're into it, dude!
FINN: Sweet! Let's go powder our noses!
Why's lady so nervous, anyway? JAKE: Well, she didn't really
say, but it might have something to do with the rainicorn/dog
wars. FINN: There were wars between
rainicorns and dogs? JAKE: Horrifying wars.
For thousands of years, rainicorns battled dogs over
territory in the crystal dimension.
But lady and I are cool. FINN: Dude!
Her parents are probably all full of dog hatred from the war
times! They're gonna see you're a dog
and forbid lady from ever hanging out with you again!
JAKE: [VOICE BREAKING] Nah. That could never happen.
FINN: You didn't think this through enough.
It could happen! JAKE: Waaah!
I'm a moron! FINN: Don't worry.
I've got a plan that's gonna solve this biz.
Homeys help homeys. Always. JAKE: I'm ready to hear your
plan, homey. FINN: [WHISPERING]
JAKE: Ketchup! FINN: Mustard!
BOTH: Red and yellow! JAKE: ♪ lady's parents ♪
♪ I say hello ♪ ♪ I'm the fellow for your
daughter ♪ ♪ please forget the wartime
slaughter ♪ ♪ home improvement ♪
♪ decorations ♪ ♪ help me impress her
relations ♪ FINN: ♪ sugar bears
and rainbow jelly ♪ JAKE: ♪ spread those colors
on my belly ♪ FINN: ♪ on the floor
and up the log ♪ JAKE: ♪ please don't notice
I'm a dog ♪ FINN: Ha ha! Yeah!
This plan is perfect. JAKE: You know, I thought
painting ourselves rainbow color using condiments and stuff from
the fridge so we could pretend to be rainicorns was a good idea
when you pitched it to me five minutes ago, but now I'm not so
sure, man. FINN: Come on.
Trust me, homey! JAKE: No, no, no.
New plan. First, we're gonna clean this
place up, and then -- [DOORBELL BUZZING]
[GASPS] Jake?
JAKE: Aah! Let's hide and burn the house
down! [BUZZING CONTINUES]
Hello? JAKE: Annyong.
Haseyo. Jake, is that you?
JAKE: Uh-huh. Are you going to let us in?
JAKE: Yeah. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
JAKE: Aah! I can explain!
Ohh!
He's so handsome! Oh, Bob!
Our daughter's finally found a handsome rainicorn to love.
JAKE: You think I'm a rainicorn?
I think we could spot a member of our own species, Jake.
We're not blind. Well, we are a little blind.
Yes, I guess we are a little blind.
JAKE: Uh...Well, hey, come on in!
It's awesome to finally meet you both.
Your house is very colorful. FINN: Ha!
The plan is working, homey. Jake, what is that thing
that's talking? JAKE: Uh...That's, um...
FINN: I'm Jake's rainicorn roommate.
Everyone do the traditional rainicorn rain dance.
♪ Heyumbawey ♪ ♪ hoo hum boo goo ♪
Jake, please ask your goblin Butler to stop insulting my
heritage. JAKE: Uh...Yes!
Get out of here, goblin! Go fetch us some rainicorn
snacks! FINN: But --
JAKE: Come on, homey. Help me.
FINN: Ha! You got it, homey.
JAKE: Uh, please, c-come upstairs.
My goblin will bring us snacks in a moment.
Thank you, Jake. I'm glad the wife and I made the
trip from the crystal dimension. Yes, we're eager to know more
about the studly young rainicorn that's dating our daughter.
Ethel. JAKE: Well, ask me whatever
you like, Ethel, Bob. I am a little curious about
your goblin. He looks a little odd.
JAKE: Well, he's actually a human.
Oh, Bob! Our future son-in-law must be
filthy rich to afford a human Butler!
Shh. Thank you, Jake, for being
interested in our daughter. JAKE: Uh...No problem, Bob.
Oh! Oh! Let's play some traditional
rainicorn games! Jake, do you know
kabaladapawumba-pbht! JAKE: Uh...
S-say it again? Kabaladapawumba-pbht!
JAKE: Oh! [LAUGHING]
Kabladapuwama-pbht! I thought you said
kobloderagut-pbht! [CHUCKLES]
But, aw, man, I love getting down and dirty with some
klabladapuwama-pbht! Ha!
You all should go first, though. Mm. Bold move letting your
opponent move first, Jake. I respect that.
Very well. Kabaladapawumba-pbht!
Oh, Bob! Ha ha!
Your turn, Jake! JAKE: I --
FINN: Snacks! Get your snacks!
JAKE: Finn! Dude, I have to show lady's
parents that I have rainbow powers!
I need homey help. FINN: Hmm.
I got a plan, broham. Just stretch your horn at me,
and I'll take care of the rest. JAKE: You're the best, homey.
FINN: Homeys help homeys. JAKE: Ha ha!
FINN: [INHALES DEEPLY] JAKE: Kabladapuwama-pbht!
FINN: [GASPS] Very unusual color palette,
Jake. Yes. Subtle.
JAKE: Whoo! Oh, yeah! FINN: [BREATHING HEAVILY]
JAKE: Finn? How about we play some more
traditional rainicorn games, my boy?
JAKE: I, uh... Oh, um...
Let's do it! BOTH: Let the games begin!
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
JAKE: I'm sorry!
[BOTH LAUGH]
Yo, my bad! I'll get him!
[PANTING] Ooh.
Hey, man. How's it going?
FINN: It's going crud cow! JAKE: I know, I know.
I'm sorry. But they really like me.
Your plan is working perfectly! FINN: Being poked in the buns
and laughed at was not in my plan!
Not in the plan! JAKE: Look, Finn, you know I
got your back "forevah," but right now, you're the only one
who can help me. Come on, homey.
Homeys help homeys. [BOTH LAUGH]
Hey, guys! You ready to get this game going
again? Oh, no.
We're pooped. Yeah, we're about ready to
break out our picnic basket and dig in.
JAKE: Whoa, no. You're my guests.
Let me take care of you. Homey, help me cook something,
please. FINN: Okay.
JAKE: Thanks, Finn. Okay. Don't worry about a thing.
Finn'll make a great lunch. He's a little raw, but he's got
great taste. What?
Wow! So wealthy and so generous!
Oh, I was hoping, but I was afraid to ask.
Whoa. I can't wait.
Oh, I can't wait. FINN: What?
Whoa! Aah!
Jake! I think they want to eat me!
Of course we do! Jake said you'd make a great
lunch. FINN: Jake, come on!
JAKE: Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!
FINN: Aaah! Knock it off, Bob!
Don't you touch him! JAKE: Wait! Come on!
Stop it, guys! Come on, y'all!
I said stop! Raaaaaah!
Now, that's enough! Nobody's eating Finn!
He's not my Butler, and he's not food!
Finn is my friend! [BOTH GASP]
I'm sorry I let the lies get so far out of hand.
I just got so scared of losing lady.
But if they hate me, so be it. No more lies.
[GASPS] You're a dog?
JAKE: Yeah, I just... Oh, look.
I'm sorry about everything. I was --
yay! Hey, hey! Hooray!
♪ Today is a happy day ♪ ♪ hip, hip, hooray ♪
♪ today is the day ♪ ♪ this dude is a super guy ♪
♪ oh, me, oh, my ♪ ♪ a super guy ♪
♪ we are the lucky ones ♪ ♪ son of a gun, the lucky ones ♪
♪ the lucky, lucky ones ♪ JAKE: Uh, uh...
[GASPS] Lady?
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
FINN: What did she say? JAKE: She says she was
worried that they'd freak out... 'Cause her parents are bananas
for dogs! FINN: J.J. Flip!
What the zip? JAKE: Yeah. Saved her dad in
the war. FINN: Wow!
That's flippin' awesome. [ALL CHOMPING]
Finn. FINN: Wha?
Listen, I just want you to know how sorry we are about
trying to eat you. It's just we thought we'd
never get another chance. We thought humans were extinct.
FINN: Oh. JAKE: So this isn't human?
Oh, no. This is soy people.
FINN: Oh. Mmm!
I've never tasted real human before, but they say you can't
even tell the difference. [SQUISH!]
JAKE: Ew. Soy?
[CHOMPING] Finn, you're delicious!
[ALL CHOMPING] Oh, man!